I'm not one for blogging without pictures but I have to tell this story because I know many of you can relate. Today as I was driving the girls down to the bus stop Dru has a vision that it is sharing today and she didn't bring anything. So while waiting for the bus I rifled through whatever was in the car to try and find something that tickles her fancy enough to take for sharing so my girl doesn't get on the bus crying.
1st attempt-
"How about this wrestling uniform magizine? You can tell everyone that dad is a wrestling coach and tell them that dad is ordering all the uniforms"!!
NO
2nd attempt
"How about this quarter? You can tell everyone that it is an Arizona quarter and show them the picture on the back"!!
NO
3rd attempt
"Motor oil"?
(giggling) -NO-
4th attempt
"How about one of these movies. You can tell them about them how you really like it"!
-YES-
I don't want to think of myself as a genius but I do like to think I save the world from a meltdown once in a while, at least my kids world. I love my little kiddies and couldn't live without them!
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Kid Quotes
Dad I don't like these pies! They taste like Wheat and Rust!
Dru 12-30-09
What smells like Uncle Darrick?
Dru 12-30-09
(mom) Will you guys get out some of those oranges?
(dru) No, my heart does not desire it!
12-30-09
Do you know what pop does to my eyes? It makes them all drooly!
Keri 12-21-09
keri-Has the daylight savings boy come yet?
mom- Do you mean fast offering?
Keri 12-20-09
Dad my stomach is so sick of candy it can't even feel the vegetables!
Dru 12-18-09
I need a drink of water because I have been work outting with with the girls!
Kaleb 12-18-09
(pointing to Levi) I think this guy is going to be Spainish..... because sometimes he says "olah!!"
Dru
Does Jesus have a stepmom?
Kaleb
Do Uncle Josh and Aunt Natalie live in a cabin?
Kaleb
(mom had the corer/peeler out)
I want a naked apple!
Kaleb
Am I ever going to have another birthday?
(mom) yeah next year.
What letter am I going to be on my birthday?
Kaleb 11-5-09
How old is a 1 year old baby?
Kaleb 11-1-09
(mom putting lotion on Dru after a shower)
Don't get it on these! (pointing to her front privates)
Dru 10-31-09
I can touch my ear boogers when I put my fingers in my ears!
Kaleb 10-31-09
(watching a lady cutting onions on a cooking show)
Are her eyes going to water because mine are starting to!
Dru 10-22-09
(During scripture study and the boys ran off)
And Nephi said, hey boys get out of the bathroom!!!
(girls errupt laughing!)
Mom 10-12-09
What color is your Aunt Lyn?
10-12-09
We are white but not the white color. What color are we?
Kaleb 10-12-09
Did you know that when I see food I slobber? Wait no I mean drool?
Dru
I got to seed (knead) the bread!
Keri 10-2-19
I'm thirsty of doing my workbook.
Kaleb
Are you pregnant or are you just fat?
(kaleb to dru-this conversation was ended very quickly!)
I'm an expert at cleaning up!
Kaleb
I can't have any potatoe salad because I'm allergic to it!!
Kaleb 8-29-09
I shouldn't have a bump in my hair because I'm in the front row!!
Keri 8-26-09
Uncle Ty is a cowboy and he plays basketball. That is so weird!
Dru 9/24/09
Look mom my ice cream cone is bald!!
Kaleb
(pointing to a Catholic church) Is that church for black people?
Dru
(mom) Where are you putting all your shoes?!!
(Kaleb) A bear ate them!
One time at the Dentist I saw a sugar bug's legs!!
Kaleb 8-10-09
I need lots of water for my brain to be clean!
Kaleb
Look Mom, my nails are still clipped!! TAA DAAA!!!
Kaleb
Mom this is sooo good, I can feel it going down my blood!
Dru
Do not go outside!! There is a dead fly without any legs out there!!
Keri
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I am eating myself sick!!
Dru -
Dad, are you a Mexican?
Keri 7-23-09
When Keri is talking I keep almost falling down because my foot hurts. It is only when Keri is talking though!
Dru 9-10-09
Can I have a piece of paper? I'm going to erase my hand.
Kaleb 7-10-09
(Keri and Dru fighting with a lot of emotion)
I can't even live without you!! I can't play without you!!
Keri 7-9-09
I know what ice cream cones are made out of........ wood!
Kaleb 7-8-09
(uncle Joe) Uuhh! That is the last thing I want, two mating dragon flies on my leg!
(Dru) Like you and Aunt Meghan!
There is a fly in my room and it is attacking me!!!
Kaleb 6-23-09
I like flies because they tickle me.
Kaleb 6-20-09
Are we made of rubber?
Dru 6-2-09
(mom) Dru, how did all these dirty shirts get in you drawer? (Dru) I put them in the laundry and they magically get back in my drawer!!.................What!! They do!!!
Dru 5-21-09
I stabbed (stubbed) my toe!!
Kaleb 5-22-09
Do horses have brains?
Dru 5-24-09
Why does Grandma always smell good?
Dru 5/11/09
(Mom) Kaleb please stop jumping off all the furniture.
(Kaleb holding a plastic bag) But mom I'm using this as my paracute!!
5-5-09
Do you know what I want to be when I grow up? A babysitter.
Kaleb 5-5-09
Laughing makes me go potty.
Kaleb 4-26-09
(Dru) What are we having for breakfast?
(Mom) German Pancakes
(Dru) But I don't want any germs on mine.
-My taste bugs do not like this!!
-Yeah and I felt mine moving on my tongue the other day!!
Keri and Dru
This hair spray stinks!! Now everyone at school will think there is clorine in my hair!
Keri
There was this woman and this man in a car and he was brown, and she was smoking but he wasn't........
Dru 4-6-09
Can you get me a drink of N2O?
(mom) What's that?
You know Water!
Keri 3-12-09
Mom, come look at these snakes in the toilet!
Kaleb 3-12-09
(Kaleb)Satan lives up in a cloud and he is watching us.
(mom)Who told you that?
(Kaleb)Dru
3-3-09
Dru, did you know Grandpa sleeps in his garments?
Kaleb 2-29-09
Spiderman has private parts under his costume. -Kaleb
Do not call it that Kaleb, call it crotch. -Dru
(crying with an empty package of skittles)
All of my mesquitos are gone!!!
Kaleb 2-14-09
Mommy look! I wiped my boogers on my shirt all by myself!
Kaleb 2-17-09
Dru, pretend that I am your brother..........
Kaleb 2-12-09
Why do we have to go to bed tonight?
Kaleb 2-10-09
My voice is so Bloggy. I hate it when I do this.
Dru 2-7-09
Dad, Po said "We do not wash our pits in the sacred river of Beer!"
Kaleb 2-7-09
Bad snakes suck you up!
Kaleb 2-7-09
I'm so glad to go to preschool because they help me rememberize my letters.
Dru 2-4-09
Did you know cutecumbers make you cute?
Kaleb 2-3-09
Mom I want a peanut butter and jelly and I want some mustard on it.
Kaleb
Is this tooth personal?(permanent)
Keri 1-25-09
(at the dentist getting a cavity filled)
Is my cheek huge?
Dru 1-26-09
Why is Kaleb so sensitive?
(Mom)What does that mean?
I don't know but why is he?
Dru 1-10-09
(mom) Humm.. where should we stop and get some toothpaste?
(Dru) Old Maybe? (navy)
I had a nightmare last night so I just kept my eyes open the rest of the night.
Keri
(in his new underwear) These are my boxing briefs. Where is my punching thing?
Kaleb
It feels like my wrist is going to fall off!!
Dru
Keri and Colby sitting in a tree.... K- I- S- S- Y- U-Z!
Kaleb 1-1-08
Kaleb you are the sun kind of hot and Dru and I are the cute kind of hot all the time!
Keri 1-2-08
You can't tell me what to do only Jesus can!!
Dru 12-22-08
(Dru)Don't sit on Grandpa's lap he's full!
(Grandpa) No I'm just fat!
12-21-08
(Keri)Boys at school were saying I looked like a present with these bows in my hair.
(Dru)If you had the tooting power you could just toot in their faces!!
Do you know why I don't wear tenni shoes to school anymore? Because I don't chase boys anymore.
Keri
When Dad woke up this morning his eyes were crossed together like this!!
Dru
(looking at a picture of the 7 headed Rat King from "The Nutcracker" book)
Sick! that means they all have to go into the bathroom together!
Keri 12-10-08
(after our car got broken into in Salt Lake)
I am so thankful for this family and that we all have blood!
Dru 12-6-08
Aunt Whitney knows how to make everything feel better. She just rubs it really hard until it doesn't hurt anymore.
Dru 12-3-08
(Mom with a stuffy nose was reading a book to the kids) You sound like Aunt Sidnee when you talk like that Mom!!
Dru 12-5-08
Grandma Beutler is a spider catcher. Everytime we see a spider she comes and catches it!!
Dru 12-6-08
(at the grocery store checking out) I could just climb up here and snuggle all this food!!!
Dru 11-26-08
(Dru)Mom, what is MENO?
(mom) what do you mean?
(Dru) You know.... A- B- C- D -E -F -G- H- I- J- K- L- LA MENO .......
I just want to make a flyer car and go up to the sky and see Jesus.
Kaleb 11-29-08
I want to look like a skeleton like you Dad.
Kaleb 11-25-08
(Dad)What stinks?
(Kaleb) It's just my bum dad, I'm just tooting!
11-23-08
Dear Heavenly Father, we are thankful for this day. Please bless that this dinner is cold......
Keri 11-22-08
One time on Skunkfoo Panda........
Dru 11-21-08
(Mom) Kaleb, please put away these toys.
(Kaleb) But I have too much time!!
Kaleb: I love coffee.
Dru: Coffee helps you die!!!
Funnel cakes have fun in my tummy!!
Kaleb 11-3-08
Dad: I've got to jet.
Kaleb: Dad, you got a jet?
11-3-08
(after smashing his finger in the piano)Certainly a snack will make my finger feel better.
Kaleb 11-7-08
My stomach hurts. This candy will make it feel better.
Kaleb 11-1-08
Mom, I don't like you.
(mom)You don't?
I just like Dad.
Kaleb 11-1-08
Dru and I were playing the blinking game and she pretended to punch me and I blunk!
Keri 11-1-08
(mom) Cute running outfit Dru.
(Dru) It sounds like I am wearing a diaper but I'm not.
10-30-08
Girls are cute boys are cool!
Kaleb 10-30-08
(Levi smiles at Dru) Everyday I wear a cute outfit and he just smiles at me!!
Dru 10-30-08
Dad I let out a big turd in the potty!
Kaleb 10-29-08
(as mom is looking at a fashion magazine)
Can I see that inmodest page?
Kaleb 10-22-08
Our room is freezing HOT!!!
Dru 10-20-08
I love "waterboarding" and skateboarding!!
Kaleb 10-15-08
I'm a free traitor!
John McCain
(Mom)Buzz come snuggle with me!!
(Kaleb)I want to watch the movie, you just snuggle yourself!!
How come we don't have wishing wells anymore? Oh I know, because now we have wishing stars!
Keri 10-7-08
(out of breath) We saw a pouring mantis!!
Kaleb and Dru 10-8-08
How do you spell Betsy? Is it M-O-M?
Dru 10-5-08
Do Not go out there Kaleb! That rain is boiling down!!
Dru 10-4-08
Uncle Tyrell doesn't even do his hair. It is just curly and stuff. All he does is wax his eyebrows and ears!
Dru 10-3-08
My breath stinks! It smells like diapers!
Dru 9-29-08
Are indians real?
Kaleb 9-23-08
(Dru)I know what my feet are thinking! They are thinking they are sweaty.
(Kaleb)I know what Levi is thinking! He is thinking he is sweaty.
I want to be a bee sprayer when I grow up.
Dru 8-17-08
Indians live where Grandma lives, in her world.
Dru 9-18-08
Spiderman is going to be a goblin for Halloween!
Kaleb 9-17-08
(Mom)Kaleb, I smell baby powder, where is it?
(Kaleb) The powder is in heaven.
I was about to swallow my tongue in my throat!!
Dru 9-18-08
Taco...............Psycho........................What's the difference?
Keri
You should see Aunt Whitney's new truck!! It is soo Red!!
Dru 9-11-08
(Dru)Can we stop and get a treat?
(Mom) No treats aren't healthy for our bodies.
(Dru)I'll get a fruit flavored one!!
My favorite food is grasshoppers!
Kaleb
(Kaleb to Dru) Do you have a pee pee?(Kaleb to Mom) Do Cows have a pee pee?
We were tacked by bees!
Dru
I'm sick of pooping on the potty.
Kaleb
(after waking up and coming in our room in the middle of the night.) "I need a super hero!"
Kaleb
At school my hair was bugging me so I accidently cut it.
Keri 9-3-08
These grapes are made of kiwis aren't they!
Dru 8-31-08
Mom, it that Occo Bama (Barack Obama)?
Dru 8-28-08
Mom, we had the coolest thing at school called TE. We got to go the gym and play games and stuff. TE was so fun!
(mom) Is it PE?
Yeah thats it PE.
Keri 8-21-08
(watching High School Musical and crying) Please turn, it I am going to cry because they breaking up. He can't even make a basket without Gabriella!!
Keri 8-20-08
(Dad)Kaleb! Do you need to go on the pottie?
(Kaleb) No I'm just farting.
(Dad) Well lets go fart on the toilet!
(Kaleb) No, I just want to fart over here.
8-15-08
Monsters are instink!
Kaleb 8-18-08
I broke my eye!!
Kaleb 8-17-08
(at the doctor) In the bathroom there was a sign that said "put your name on a cup and stick it in the cupboard". I did it but why did they want me to do that mom?
Keri 8-6-08
Sex is bugs. (Dru)
No! that is insects! (Keri)
8-2-08
(after peeling a carrot to almost nothing) Is this carrot sharp enough?
Dru 8-7-08
(after the dentist) I want this cheek to wake up!!
Dru 8-6-08
I want Cavities too!!
Kaleb 8-6-08
I'm having a toe jam emergency!!
Dru 8-5-08
(pointing to forehead)"I've got freckles on my chin!!"
Kaleb July 2008
Mom: Jan borrowed one of our tarps.
Kaleb: But all of our pop tarts are gone mom!
Can we take our naps tonight?
Dru 7-21-08
Mom will you help me push out my poop?
(Mom) No you have to use your bum and push it out yourself.
Will you switch me bums mom?
Kaleb 7-22-08
You suck!!
Kaleb
Lets play hide and sink!!
Kaleb 7-24-08
I don't look hansom, I look cool!!
Kaleb 7-25-08
Do you know why we have to go potty before we get in the shower? Because we are really nervous that it is really hot!
Keri 7-12-08
Old ladies don't know how to count!!
Dru
Make sure I don't poop in my underwear!!
Kaleb
Penney swallowed a penny and her name is still Penney!!
Dru
I got this book at the cavity store!
Kaleb 7-7-08
(Mom:)What is happening to Alma and Amulek in this picture?
Dru: Thy are smoking and slapping those guys!
Dru
You made me have a bad time!!
Kaleb 7-5-08
Keri keeps saying I have eye shadow on but its not, its just eye boogers mom! Look!!
Dru 7-5-08
Dad: No parades this year girls! Just kidding.
Dru: That almost maked me sad!
7-4-08
(watching fireworks) Look! They are making the stars fall to the ground!
Dru 7-3-08
(at a public restroom) It smells like a cowboy in here!
Dru 7-2-06
I love these eggs because they taste like chocolate chips!!
Dru 6-19-08
Look!! Levi is chewing like a human!
Dru 6-12-08
(pointing to the hair gel) "Would the cops put me in that gel(jail) Mom? Huh? would they mom?"
Kaleb 6-8-08
" Make sure I don't spill Mom!"
Kaleb 6-7-08
"Your flowers are rusting mom!"
Keri 6-7-08
My booger is not hard, it is nice!!
Kaleb 6-7-08
You shouldn't hold potatoe bugs too long because they disappear. And don't put them on the stove because they will melt!!
Dru 6-2-08
The baby is crying because somebody stepped on his hair or something!!
Dru 5-24-08
Dru (crying):Dead meat is when you chop Kaleb up into little pieces and boil him!!
5-16-08
Mom, this bird's nest is FRAGAGEL. Do you know what that means?
Keri 5-16-08
Mom when I bounce my tummy squirted out bubbles!!
Dru 5-17-08
Dad I can't sleep because there is a concentrate in my room! SHEESH!!
Kaleb 5-12-08
Mom there is poop in my bellie button!! Can you get it out!!
Kaleb 5-11-08
Soap is NOT Great!! Its not for Dad and It's not for us
Kaleb 4-16-08
I like big breasts!!........For eating!!! HE! HE!
Keri 4-16-08
"I'm Buzz light year and Dru is Mrs. Buzz light year!!"
Kaleb 4-14-08
"I'm not stinky dad!! I'm just tooting!!"
Kaleb 4-11-08
Keri(crying): Dru hit me twice!!
Dru: That's just what wrestler's do!!!
-Dad: Kids where are we in the Book of Mormon?
Keri: Omroni?
-"Mom, dad's bugging me!!"
Kaleb 4-5-08
-"Uncle Andy wears a diaper just like me!"
Kaleb 4-4-08
Dru 12-30-09
What smells like Uncle Darrick?
Dru 12-30-09
(mom) Will you guys get out some of those oranges?
(dru) No, my heart does not desire it!
12-30-09
Do you know what pop does to my eyes? It makes them all drooly!
Keri 12-21-09
keri-Has the daylight savings boy come yet?
mom- Do you mean fast offering?
Keri 12-20-09
Dad my stomach is so sick of candy it can't even feel the vegetables!
Dru 12-18-09
I need a drink of water because I have been work outting with with the girls!
Kaleb 12-18-09
(pointing to Levi) I think this guy is going to be Spainish..... because sometimes he says "olah!!"
Dru
Does Jesus have a stepmom?
Kaleb
Do Uncle Josh and Aunt Natalie live in a cabin?
Kaleb
(mom had the corer/peeler out)
I want a naked apple!
Kaleb
Am I ever going to have another birthday?
(mom) yeah next year.
What letter am I going to be on my birthday?
Kaleb 11-5-09
How old is a 1 year old baby?
Kaleb 11-1-09
(mom putting lotion on Dru after a shower)
Don't get it on these! (pointing to her front privates)
Dru 10-31-09
I can touch my ear boogers when I put my fingers in my ears!
Kaleb 10-31-09
(watching a lady cutting onions on a cooking show)
Are her eyes going to water because mine are starting to!
Dru 10-22-09
(During scripture study and the boys ran off)
And Nephi said, hey boys get out of the bathroom!!!
(girls errupt laughing!)
Mom 10-12-09
What color is your Aunt Lyn?
10-12-09
We are white but not the white color. What color are we?
Kaleb 10-12-09
Did you know that when I see food I slobber? Wait no I mean drool?
Dru
I got to seed (knead) the bread!
Keri 10-2-19
I'm thirsty of doing my workbook.
Kaleb
Are you pregnant or are you just fat?
(kaleb to dru-this conversation was ended very quickly!)
I'm an expert at cleaning up!
Kaleb
I can't have any potatoe salad because I'm allergic to it!!
Kaleb 8-29-09
I shouldn't have a bump in my hair because I'm in the front row!!
Keri 8-26-09
Uncle Ty is a cowboy and he plays basketball. That is so weird!
Dru 9/24/09
Look mom my ice cream cone is bald!!
Kaleb
(pointing to a Catholic church) Is that church for black people?
Dru
(mom) Where are you putting all your shoes?!!
(Kaleb) A bear ate them!
One time at the Dentist I saw a sugar bug's legs!!
Kaleb 8-10-09
I need lots of water for my brain to be clean!
Kaleb
Look Mom, my nails are still clipped!! TAA DAAA!!!
Kaleb
Mom this is sooo good, I can feel it going down my blood!
Dru
Do not go outside!! There is a dead fly without any legs out there!!
Keri
-
I am eating myself sick!!
Dru -
Dad, are you a Mexican?
Keri 7-23-09
When Keri is talking I keep almost falling down because my foot hurts. It is only when Keri is talking though!
Dru 9-10-09
Can I have a piece of paper? I'm going to erase my hand.
Kaleb 7-10-09
(Keri and Dru fighting with a lot of emotion)
I can't even live without you!! I can't play without you!!
Keri 7-9-09
I know what ice cream cones are made out of........ wood!
Kaleb 7-8-09
(uncle Joe) Uuhh! That is the last thing I want, two mating dragon flies on my leg!
(Dru) Like you and Aunt Meghan!
There is a fly in my room and it is attacking me!!!
Kaleb 6-23-09
I like flies because they tickle me.
Kaleb 6-20-09
Are we made of rubber?
Dru 6-2-09
(mom) Dru, how did all these dirty shirts get in you drawer? (Dru) I put them in the laundry and they magically get back in my drawer!!.................What!! They do!!!
Dru 5-21-09
I stabbed (stubbed) my toe!!
Kaleb 5-22-09
Do horses have brains?
Dru 5-24-09
Why does Grandma always smell good?
Dru 5/11/09
(Mom) Kaleb please stop jumping off all the furniture.
(Kaleb holding a plastic bag) But mom I'm using this as my paracute!!
5-5-09
Do you know what I want to be when I grow up? A babysitter.
Kaleb 5-5-09
Laughing makes me go potty.
Kaleb 4-26-09
(Dru) What are we having for breakfast?
(Mom) German Pancakes
(Dru) But I don't want any germs on mine.
-My taste bugs do not like this!!
-Yeah and I felt mine moving on my tongue the other day!!
Keri and Dru
This hair spray stinks!! Now everyone at school will think there is clorine in my hair!
Keri
There was this woman and this man in a car and he was brown, and she was smoking but he wasn't........
Dru 4-6-09
Can you get me a drink of N2O?
(mom) What's that?
You know Water!
Keri 3-12-09
Mom, come look at these snakes in the toilet!
Kaleb 3-12-09
(Kaleb)Satan lives up in a cloud and he is watching us.
(mom)Who told you that?
(Kaleb)Dru
3-3-09
Dru, did you know Grandpa sleeps in his garments?
Kaleb 2-29-09
Spiderman has private parts under his costume. -Kaleb
Do not call it that Kaleb, call it crotch. -Dru
(crying with an empty package of skittles)
All of my mesquitos are gone!!!
Kaleb 2-14-09
Mommy look! I wiped my boogers on my shirt all by myself!
Kaleb 2-17-09
Dru, pretend that I am your brother..........
Kaleb 2-12-09
Why do we have to go to bed tonight?
Kaleb 2-10-09
My voice is so Bloggy. I hate it when I do this.
Dru 2-7-09
Dad, Po said "We do not wash our pits in the sacred river of Beer!"
Kaleb 2-7-09
Bad snakes suck you up!
Kaleb 2-7-09
I'm so glad to go to preschool because they help me rememberize my letters.
Dru 2-4-09
Did you know cutecumbers make you cute?
Kaleb 2-3-09
Mom I want a peanut butter and jelly and I want some mustard on it.
Kaleb
Is this tooth personal?(permanent)
Keri 1-25-09
(at the dentist getting a cavity filled)
Is my cheek huge?
Dru 1-26-09
Why is Kaleb so sensitive?
(Mom)What does that mean?
I don't know but why is he?
Dru 1-10-09
(mom) Humm.. where should we stop and get some toothpaste?
(Dru) Old Maybe? (navy)
I had a nightmare last night so I just kept my eyes open the rest of the night.
Keri
(in his new underwear) These are my boxing briefs. Where is my punching thing?
Kaleb
It feels like my wrist is going to fall off!!
Dru
Keri and Colby sitting in a tree.... K- I- S- S- Y- U-Z!
Kaleb 1-1-08
Kaleb you are the sun kind of hot and Dru and I are the cute kind of hot all the time!
Keri 1-2-08
You can't tell me what to do only Jesus can!!
Dru 12-22-08
(Dru)Don't sit on Grandpa's lap he's full!
(Grandpa) No I'm just fat!
12-21-08
(Keri)Boys at school were saying I looked like a present with these bows in my hair.
(Dru)If you had the tooting power you could just toot in their faces!!
Do you know why I don't wear tenni shoes to school anymore? Because I don't chase boys anymore.
Keri
When Dad woke up this morning his eyes were crossed together like this!!
Dru
(looking at a picture of the 7 headed Rat King from "The Nutcracker" book)
Sick! that means they all have to go into the bathroom together!
Keri 12-10-08
(after our car got broken into in Salt Lake)
I am so thankful for this family and that we all have blood!
Dru 12-6-08
Aunt Whitney knows how to make everything feel better. She just rubs it really hard until it doesn't hurt anymore.
Dru 12-3-08
(Mom with a stuffy nose was reading a book to the kids) You sound like Aunt Sidnee when you talk like that Mom!!
Dru 12-5-08
Grandma Beutler is a spider catcher. Everytime we see a spider she comes and catches it!!
Dru 12-6-08
(at the grocery store checking out) I could just climb up here and snuggle all this food!!!
Dru 11-26-08
(Dru)Mom, what is MENO?
(mom) what do you mean?
(Dru) You know.... A- B- C- D -E -F -G- H- I- J- K- L- LA MENO .......
I just want to make a flyer car and go up to the sky and see Jesus.
Kaleb 11-29-08
I want to look like a skeleton like you Dad.
Kaleb 11-25-08
(Dad)What stinks?
(Kaleb) It's just my bum dad, I'm just tooting!
11-23-08
Dear Heavenly Father, we are thankful for this day. Please bless that this dinner is cold......
Keri 11-22-08
One time on Skunkfoo Panda........
Dru 11-21-08
(Mom) Kaleb, please put away these toys.
(Kaleb) But I have too much time!!
Kaleb: I love coffee.
Dru: Coffee helps you die!!!
Funnel cakes have fun in my tummy!!
Kaleb 11-3-08
Dad: I've got to jet.
Kaleb: Dad, you got a jet?
11-3-08
(after smashing his finger in the piano)Certainly a snack will make my finger feel better.
Kaleb 11-7-08
My stomach hurts. This candy will make it feel better.
Kaleb 11-1-08
Mom, I don't like you.
(mom)You don't?
I just like Dad.
Kaleb 11-1-08
Dru and I were playing the blinking game and she pretended to punch me and I blunk!
Keri 11-1-08
(mom) Cute running outfit Dru.
(Dru) It sounds like I am wearing a diaper but I'm not.
10-30-08
Girls are cute boys are cool!
Kaleb 10-30-08
(Levi smiles at Dru) Everyday I wear a cute outfit and he just smiles at me!!
Dru 10-30-08
Dad I let out a big turd in the potty!
Kaleb 10-29-08
(as mom is looking at a fashion magazine)
Can I see that inmodest page?
Kaleb 10-22-08
Our room is freezing HOT!!!
Dru 10-20-08
I love "waterboarding" and skateboarding!!
Kaleb 10-15-08
I'm a free traitor!
John McCain
(Mom)Buzz come snuggle with me!!
(Kaleb)I want to watch the movie, you just snuggle yourself!!
How come we don't have wishing wells anymore? Oh I know, because now we have wishing stars!
Keri 10-7-08
(out of breath) We saw a pouring mantis!!
Kaleb and Dru 10-8-08
How do you spell Betsy? Is it M-O-M?
Dru 10-5-08
Do Not go out there Kaleb! That rain is boiling down!!
Dru 10-4-08
Uncle Tyrell doesn't even do his hair. It is just curly and stuff. All he does is wax his eyebrows and ears!
Dru 10-3-08
My breath stinks! It smells like diapers!
Dru 9-29-08
Are indians real?
Kaleb 9-23-08
(Dru)I know what my feet are thinking! They are thinking they are sweaty.
(Kaleb)I know what Levi is thinking! He is thinking he is sweaty.
I want to be a bee sprayer when I grow up.
Dru 8-17-08
Indians live where Grandma lives, in her world.
Dru 9-18-08
Spiderman is going to be a goblin for Halloween!
Kaleb 9-17-08
(Mom)Kaleb, I smell baby powder, where is it?
(Kaleb) The powder is in heaven.
I was about to swallow my tongue in my throat!!
Dru 9-18-08
Taco...............Psycho........................What's the difference?
Keri
You should see Aunt Whitney's new truck!! It is soo Red!!
Dru 9-11-08
(Dru)Can we stop and get a treat?
(Mom) No treats aren't healthy for our bodies.
(Dru)I'll get a fruit flavored one!!
My favorite food is grasshoppers!
Kaleb
(Kaleb to Dru) Do you have a pee pee?(Kaleb to Mom) Do Cows have a pee pee?
We were tacked by bees!
Dru
I'm sick of pooping on the potty.
Kaleb
(after waking up and coming in our room in the middle of the night.) "I need a super hero!"
Kaleb
At school my hair was bugging me so I accidently cut it.
Keri 9-3-08
These grapes are made of kiwis aren't they!
Dru 8-31-08
Mom, it that Occo Bama (Barack Obama)?
Dru 8-28-08
Mom, we had the coolest thing at school called TE. We got to go the gym and play games and stuff. TE was so fun!
(mom) Is it PE?
Yeah thats it PE.
Keri 8-21-08
(watching High School Musical and crying) Please turn, it I am going to cry because they breaking up. He can't even make a basket without Gabriella!!
Keri 8-20-08
(Dad)Kaleb! Do you need to go on the pottie?
(Kaleb) No I'm just farting.
(Dad) Well lets go fart on the toilet!
(Kaleb) No, I just want to fart over here.
8-15-08
Monsters are instink!
Kaleb 8-18-08
I broke my eye!!
Kaleb 8-17-08
(at the doctor) In the bathroom there was a sign that said "put your name on a cup and stick it in the cupboard". I did it but why did they want me to do that mom?
Keri 8-6-08
Sex is bugs. (Dru)
No! that is insects! (Keri)
8-2-08
(after peeling a carrot to almost nothing) Is this carrot sharp enough?
Dru 8-7-08
(after the dentist) I want this cheek to wake up!!
Dru 8-6-08
I want Cavities too!!
Kaleb 8-6-08
I'm having a toe jam emergency!!
Dru 8-5-08
(pointing to forehead)"I've got freckles on my chin!!"
Kaleb July 2008
Mom: Jan borrowed one of our tarps.
Kaleb: But all of our pop tarts are gone mom!
Can we take our naps tonight?
Dru 7-21-08
Mom will you help me push out my poop?
(Mom) No you have to use your bum and push it out yourself.
Will you switch me bums mom?
Kaleb 7-22-08
You suck!!
Kaleb
Lets play hide and sink!!
Kaleb 7-24-08
I don't look hansom, I look cool!!
Kaleb 7-25-08
Do you know why we have to go potty before we get in the shower? Because we are really nervous that it is really hot!
Keri 7-12-08
Old ladies don't know how to count!!
Dru
Make sure I don't poop in my underwear!!
Kaleb
Penney swallowed a penny and her name is still Penney!!
Dru
I got this book at the cavity store!
Kaleb 7-7-08
(Mom:)What is happening to Alma and Amulek in this picture?
Dru: Thy are smoking and slapping those guys!
Dru
You made me have a bad time!!
Kaleb 7-5-08
Keri keeps saying I have eye shadow on but its not, its just eye boogers mom! Look!!
Dru 7-5-08
Dad: No parades this year girls! Just kidding.
Dru: That almost maked me sad!
7-4-08
(watching fireworks) Look! They are making the stars fall to the ground!
Dru 7-3-08
(at a public restroom) It smells like a cowboy in here!
Dru 7-2-06
I love these eggs because they taste like chocolate chips!!
Dru 6-19-08
Look!! Levi is chewing like a human!
Dru 6-12-08
(pointing to the hair gel) "Would the cops put me in that gel(jail) Mom? Huh? would they mom?"
Kaleb 6-8-08
" Make sure I don't spill Mom!"
Kaleb 6-7-08
"Your flowers are rusting mom!"
Keri 6-7-08
My booger is not hard, it is nice!!
Kaleb 6-7-08
You shouldn't hold potatoe bugs too long because they disappear. And don't put them on the stove because they will melt!!
Dru 6-2-08
The baby is crying because somebody stepped on his hair or something!!
Dru 5-24-08
Dru (crying):Dead meat is when you chop Kaleb up into little pieces and boil him!!
5-16-08
Mom, this bird's nest is FRAGAGEL. Do you know what that means?
Keri 5-16-08
Mom when I bounce my tummy squirted out bubbles!!
Dru 5-17-08
Dad I can't sleep because there is a concentrate in my room! SHEESH!!
Kaleb 5-12-08
Mom there is poop in my bellie button!! Can you get it out!!
Kaleb 5-11-08
Soap is NOT Great!! Its not for Dad and It's not for us
Kaleb 4-16-08
I like big breasts!!........For eating!!! HE! HE!
Keri 4-16-08
"I'm Buzz light year and Dru is Mrs. Buzz light year!!"
Kaleb 4-14-08
"I'm not stinky dad!! I'm just tooting!!"
Kaleb 4-11-08
Keri(crying): Dru hit me twice!!
Dru: That's just what wrestler's do!!!
-Dad: Kids where are we in the Book of Mormon?
Keri: Omroni?
-"Mom, dad's bugging me!!"
Kaleb 4-5-08
-"Uncle Andy wears a diaper just like me!"
Kaleb 4-4-08
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5 comments:
Motor oil was the best idea. She could have thrown it all over the class.
Cute, Cute, story!!
I can just picture Dru...by the way how'd the twin coats go over?
We hope Dru shared her movie and it was a success. Way to go Mom for saving the day on such short notice.
You're a wonder-mom! I don't know many moms who...in such little time...and nothing to work with...can turn a little girl from stressed out, and on the verge of tears, to Happy and content. Good job, mom!!
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